Cannabis Home Grow Consultants

About Us
Cannabis is legal in Minnesota, but recreational dispensaries are not yet operational. The law allows for home cultivation, but growing quality cannabis requires knowledge and skill. Simply put, we'll come to your home and install a discreet "set it and forget it" solution. We provide everything you need to cultivate and process your own cannabis at home in Minnesota, including guidance on selecting the right strains, equipment selection and installation, drying and curing, and making tinctures, drinks, and edibles from your harvest. We believe in the therapeutic and medicinal properties of cannabis, and we want to empower you to grow your own supply safely and easily.
Growing your own cannabis comes with compelling benefits. First, price. A single cannabis plant can easily yield enough to make thousands of doses of tincture or edibles. Second, quality. Just like a homegrown vegetable garden, it's hard to beat the quality of freshly cultivated cannabis. Plus, you know exactly what you're putting in your body when you control the process.
Our Services

Micro Grow System
We will install a custom grow system in your home that is virtually fail-proof. All you need to do is occasionally water and monitor your plants. We'll provide guidance on strains, set you up with a grow tent, organic super soil (no fertilizer required), carbon filtration system, self-watering system, and lighting. We'll check in with you virtually or in person throughout the grow, including guidance on harvesting and processing your plants.
Equipment, installation, and three virtual or in-person consultations are included.
1-2 plant system: $900
3-4 plant system: $1200

Stealth Grow Cabinet
Our most discreet solution, the stealth grow cabinet looks like an ordinary bedroom wardrobe. We will install and fully customize the cabinet with everything needed for a successful grow. As with our micro grow system, we'll check in with you throughout the grow and provide guidance on harvesting and processing the plants.
Equipment, installation, and three virtual or in-person consultations are included.
1-2 plant system: $1500
3-4 plant system: contact us
Other Consulting Services
We will work with you to design and/or install a customized cannabis grow solution that meets your unique needs and preferences. We'll help you select the right strains, equipment, and growing techniques to ensure a successful and bountiful harvest.
We also provide on-site guidance on how to safely and effectively process your cannabis, including drying, curing, and extracting techniques to make your own tinctures, drinks, and edibles.
Contact us for pricing
Meet our founder
Dad, teacher, expert cannabis cultivator
I am a lot of things: a deeply involved dad and spouse, a researcher and data scientist, an academic faculty member, an avid marathoner, and a cannabis enthusiast. Cannabis enables me to live a better life; it improves my sleep, relieves pain and anxiety, and makes me more connected and patient.
I am an analytical researcher by profession and I've leveraged these skills to develop deep expertise in this amazing plant. I want to share my knowledge and make it as easy as possible for you. No need to spend your priceless time and energy sifting through the endless (and often wrong) internet tutorials. I've got you covered.